Dear Zomg,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you put handcuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving stinks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and that I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Killian

Lol, you're a leprechaun. XP

I tag Emy and Alice... You know who you are.

The original:


Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and that (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes


2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Napoleon Dynamite
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finaly changed my lipstick shade
June - When you put handcuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you wet your pants
October - When we swam in the Mediterranean
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Michael Jackson
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the shoes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the earrings off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over



5) What's the color of your favorite blanket?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Gilmore Girls - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Cartoons- Cowardly
CSI - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
House- Open
7th Heaven - Middle-class
What Not to Wear-ashamed


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I am only attracted to Gano workers
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may wet my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford stinks
Apathetic - That you need a make-over
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving stinks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy socks
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana headband



9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My talents
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L -The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the cow tipping
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you



11) What do you prefer to drink?
coffee- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my big toe as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Late - I love Oprah Winfrey
Cappuccino – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose



12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the makeover
Egypt – Go climb a tree
England - Go drown yourself